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Tensor is something that transforms like a Tensor

(Under a change of reference frame)
Physics prof. : "The Electromagnetic field tensor is a tensor."
Tensor by physics stud November 18, 2019

tonsurephobia 

The fear of haircuts, a phobia.
I am afraid of haircuts
You have tonsurephobia
tonsurephobia by Jake Fearnside April 11, 2008
Repeated tensing and relaxing of the anal sphincter.

This can indicate excitement or dismay.
My boss was so excited about the new project idea I think he was getting tensor.

When dogs stretch they get tensor.
tensor by Heywood Jablowmi October 8, 2003

TENSOR MALE 

Tensor Male is a new species evolved from both Alpha & Sigma culture. They belong in a new culture called Tensor Culture. They have traits from both cultures to get the best of both worlds
Person 1: "Dude.. he looks like an Alpha male and works like a sigma male. How is it even possible
?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a tensor male right there. Best of both worlds."
TENSOR MALE by Alphatrion1401 October 5, 2021

Tensor Culture 

Tensor Culture is a new culture evolved from Sigma Culture & Alpha Culture to get the best of both worlds.
This culture is focused, well mannered, confident, have unique style and appreciate women.
Teacher: "You are very social, calm and confident. I have never seen all these traits in one person, how is it possible? "
Student: "Thanku sir for your kind words (Showing respect towards elders) , I am from Tensor culture, sir."
Teacher: " Oh, that's remarkable.." (Impressed)
Tensor Culture by Alphatrion1401 October 5, 2021
It eats Vectors, poops scalars; and invariant to coordinate transformation.
Tim: hey buddy... I hear you've hit on hard times and have had to start stretching your money as far as it can go!
Bob: It's true... my five's exhausted, and my tensor!
Tensor by bn February 4, 2004