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Tonawanda River Rat 

Any women between the ages 45-65 with bleach blonde hair, super low cut shirt and knows shes the hottest girl in that particular dive bar.
Dude why that Tonawanda River Rat danceing like a retarded stipper.
Tonawanda River Rat by gorcheck August 1, 2011

North Tonawanda 

A some what ghetto-ish city. Most of the population are potheads. A lot of wiggers too. Theres a lot of scumbags and white trash. Theres nothing to do here so most kids spend there time at the plaza giving bj's at Mc Donalds.
Hey wanna go to the plaza? ... Why?... Its north tonawanda what else are we supposed to do.
North Tonawanda by Left Turns October 18, 2010

North Tonawanda High School 

A school filled with drug addicts and sluts. Most of it's population has been to zappers to smoke and the rest of them are either somewhere having a gay dance off, or doing it in the middle of tops. If you find one good kid in that shit hole, hold on to them and take them to downtown Buffalo, where they're much safer.
Person 1: "Have you been to North Tonawanda High School recently?"

Person 2: Hell no, I might get raped.

North Tonawanda 

A city in western new york, also known as nt, it is the home of the carousel, with the Carousel Museum. It also has a famous long-lasting high school footbal rivalry with the closest city to it, tonawanda, entitled: TNT (Tonawanda-North Tonawanda).
A tiny town in Pennsylvania where the streets are tighter than a nuns pussy, almost everything is uphill, everyone is obsessed with wrestling and the most exciting thing is Burger King and Hurley's.
As long as we're in Towanda, we might as well get some burger king.
Towanda by PDF27 August 11, 2017

towanda tootsie pop 

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.