toddoggle

While at first blush appearing similar in nature to the common boondoggle, it should be noted that there is nothing common at all about the opulent and extravagant nature of the toddoggle.

While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.

The doc review turned into a real toddoggle.

toddoggle by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 17, 2014

Tomdog 

Someone who purposely overloads his mate with porn so that his mate loses sleep and develops nasty calluses

Michael: "Tomdog, do you have any porn"
Tomdog: "Yeah, take these. You'll be flogging yourself stupid for days"

Tomdog by Ron Gregory March 19, 2008

Tondom 

Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.

Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!

Tondom by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014

tondge

A tondge can be used to describe someone who thinks people actually listen and care what they say and do. It is also used to talk down to a person behind their back after they have committed an error of normal functionality.

"I can't believe he's been banging on all day about how many times he's done this camping lark before, yet he turns up without his tent and cooking gear. What a fucking tondge!"

tondge by kain dear January 1, 2009

Tondoo 

A ton of doo doo

I just dropped a major tondoo in the toilet.

Tondoo by no luck32 June 19, 2010

topdog 

An irish paddy. Drinks guiness, member of the IRA, ginger hair, strong irish accent.

"Top 'o the 'mornin"

topdog by teha March 10, 2003

Tondo 

A Filipino slang referring to the district of Tondo, Manila where locals frequently get stabbed.

Isang Grade 7 na istudyante ay nasawi, matapos tondohin ang kanyang kaklase sa Brgy. Culiat sa Lungsod ng Quezon. Sa ulat ng Quezon City Police District Station 14, nangyari ang insidente sa Culiat High School kaninang bago mag-6:00AM. May pinagselosan umano ang 15-años na suspek, at bigla lamang itong itinondo ang 13-años na kaklase. Agad namang tumakas ang suspek matapos ang pagtotondo. Nilalapasan ang New Era General Hospital ang biktima, pero pasado 6:00 ng umaga, ng bawian ito ng buhay. Makalipas man ang ilang oras, na-arresto rin ang suspek.

Tondo by Shigeboshi March 5, 2023