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when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick
by moesofe February 11, 2009
Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.

1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.

2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."

2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"
by Bill Bailey December 18, 2005
A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.
Pray! Pray! Tonton?
by TTJ G July 23, 2011
Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!
OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!
by Anita B. January 22, 2008
1) Another word for tatas that are huge.
2) Something you wish your girlfriend had.
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.
by Tonton-lover October 23, 2010
To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)
Han Solo preformed an emergency ton-ton procedure using a lightsaber in order to keep Luke Skywalker alive on the frozen planet of Hoth.
by Trout Reagan May 25, 2007
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