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Tomunism 

A cult in which anyone called tom is welcomed, they plan to take over the world with there tomunist actions. The most famous tomunist is the one and only tom sawyer. GOD DAM IT I'M STILL PAINTING HIS FENCE.
"Oh my god, more tomunists, pull out the rifles"

"its ok, there just grizzly bears in a hammok!"

"oh, too much Tomunism in this world to know"
Tomunism by TJMurphy February 13, 2009
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A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.
I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.
tommunism by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019
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people or persons deeply affiliated with myspace ideals and culture.
my sister turned into a tomunist, shes trying to get me to join.

person one: yo dude whats that thing on your browser
person two:"MYSPACE BITCH"
person one: *walks off* *grumble*

person one: Damn Tomunist.

Tomunist by brewcrewster July 10, 2007
When Tommy, a very good physics student, sauces AP Physics worksheets' answers to the proletariat.
Jarif: DUDE DID YOU DO THE WORKSHEET YET??
G-MO: Dude, don't be retarded just do some tommunism.
Tommunism by Krink21029 April 26, 2019
A political philosophy based around the authoritative reign of Tom.
Man, I love hom the Tommunism Regime nuked California
Tommunism by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021
Tommunism: A political movement where capital is hoarded by the wealthy, and the public is under the authoritative rule of a singular person - Tom himself.
I used to have to go to work like everyone else, but now under Tommunism, I whip my inferiors to do it for me.
Tommunism by Tomuel Himself February 3, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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