tommy techno Share definition Flag Someone who can totally lay down the beats on a keyboard so damn good that people literally jizz in their pants. that kid Tommy Techno is fucking amazing at keyboard, and he friend Joey Snowy is good at rapping. tommy techno by epic 10 cents March 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the tommy techno mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch