To pull a Tom Schmitz 

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

To pull a Tom Schmitz by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

To Tom Brady a bitch 

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.

I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”

To Tom Brady a bitch by Vane April 29, 2025

Tom-a-toe 

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

Tom-a-toe by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021

Pull a tom 

To injure yourself by doing the most simplest of actions, like jumping.

Don't pull a tom when you're swimming today.

Pull a tom by Rick McCullen May 14, 2016

a Tom Davies 

The act of ejaculating onto a ham sandwich.

'I did a Tom Davies last night'
'Dude, that's fucked.'

a Tom Davies by Hitlersbowl November 16, 2011

Pulling a Tom K 

When a friend of yours who has tirelessly rooted for a particular sports team for decades all of a sudden roots for their arch rival to win a championship after your team has been eliminated.

Fan #1: Man - you hear about how Rick was pulling for UVA basketball after VT lost the other night? Said it was "good" for the ACC in general?

Fan #2: That dumbass is pulling a Tom K!

Pulling a Tom K by VTFan33 April 9, 2019

A Tom Hank 

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

A Tom Hank by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014