Told me to die 

Asking for cuddles

You told me to die so yes

Told me to die by Kato yami November 22, 2021

PD Told Me 

Gaming terminology to describe having ' insider knowledge '

A term used when you ' discover ' something, keep it to yourself, and proceed to use said ' knowledge '.

When called out for bullshitting proclaim PD Told Me stopping the accusations dead

Often associated with ' You're A Colin '

When you attempt to justify purchasing levels by claiming to have discovered an XP Glitch - PD Told Me about it

PD Told Me by IDontLikeCreative May 4, 2022

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me 

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me by b e e b o November 24, 2017

Jacob told me to say it 

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

Jacob told me to say it by nigerius September 17, 2006

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

a little bird told me 

Someone told me, but I'm not telling you who it is

1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".

2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"

a little bird told me by Karen Stickney October 30, 2007