An advanced form of gonnorhea that can only be developed in Mexican truck stops. Believed to have been the result of a genetic mutation that occured after Bill Clinton exchanged fluids with 3 cleaning ladies in Cancun. Yes, he actually did that... probably.
Man 1 "My doodle is purple! Its been getting worse ever since spring break!"
Man 2 "That's tojabe, dude. I told you to use a seat cover."
Man 1's girlfriend "...fuck..."
by TheIrishTardmuffin September 28, 2010
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