toixt 

a british term of 15th century origin; somewhat like a crumpet. Used on April 6th, known as "Toixt Day", where raspberry crumpets were baked with keys inside. The holiday is now defunct thanks to many key-related deaths, but the lucky few who survived opened treasure chests with their toixt-borne keys.

"Oh, Mother! Look at the wonderful prize I recovered from my TOIXT! I love this day, the 6th of April in the 15th century!'

toixt by J and J January 3, 2008

Toit nups 

'toit nups' was used in season five episode six of police sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta use this phrase to describe the events at the wedding. 'toit' can also be said as tight and 'nups' is a synonym of wedding. Simply this means that they are describing the wedding as going to be cool and fun.

Jake: Amy do you like this cake for our wedding?
Amy: Hell yeah, toit nups!

Toit nups by Brooklynineninefan101 July 2, 2020

toite 

Hot, sexy young female

paris hilton, she is toite

toite by paolo February 14, 2004

toisty 

When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.

1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.

toisty by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

'twixt

shorthand for "betwixt" meaning "between"

During a titwank, the dick is 'twixt the tits.

'twixt by gloriii June 24, 2006

Hoity toity

To define snobby behavior

When people be thinking they are better than you

Hoity toity by Adrienne April 28, 2004