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a british term of 15th century origin; somewhat like a crumpet. Used on April 6th, known as "Toixt Day", where raspberry crumpets were baked with keys inside. The holiday is now defunct thanks to many key-related deaths, but the lucky few who survived opened treasure chests with their toixt-borne keys.

"Oh, Mother! Look at the wonderful prize I recovered from my TOIXT! I love this day, the 6th of April in the 15th century!'

toixt by J and J January 3, 2008

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Toit nups

'toit nups' was used in season five episode six of police sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Amy Santiago and Jake Peralta use this phrase to describe the events at the wedding. 'toit' can also be said as tight and 'nups' is a synonym of wedding. Simply this means that they are describing the wedding as going to be cool and fun.

Jake: Amy do you like this cake for our wedding?
Amy: Hell yeah, toit nups!

Toit nups by Brooklynineninefan101 July 2, 2020

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toite

Hot, sexy young female

paris hilton, she is toite

toite by paolo February 14, 2004

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toisty

When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.

1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.

toisty by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017

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toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

toitering by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

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'twixt

shorthand for "betwixt" meaning "between"

During a titwank, the dick is 'twixt the tits.

'twixt by gloriii June 24, 2006

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Hoity toity

To define snobby behavior

When people be thinking they are better than you

Hoity toity by Adrienne April 28, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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