Toiletronomy

The act of bending down very close to the toilet bowl after pooping as to observe the poop(s) before/during flushing.

Dude, I was poopin' the other day and at first I was disappointed in my poop because it looked so small, but after some toiletronomy I realized it was pretty impressive and awesome.

Toiletronomy by Creepy Pete November 6, 2009

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Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".

Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.

Toilet Porn by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

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Related Words

Toilet Porn • toilethobnocker • Toiletorrial • Toiletronomy • Toiletworthy

toilethobnocker

a toliethobnocker is someone who spends all their time in the bathroom flushing the toilet over and over again

my brothers a toilethobnocker. he keeps flushing the toilet in the bathroom i have to go pee !!! He's a toieltthobnocker

toilethobnocker by brianaanananananan bannana December 21, 2010

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Toiletworthy

Something so enjoyable but easy to do or watch on your phone that you can do it while taking a shit

have you seen the emkay channel? I watch them while shitting all the time, they are probably the most toiletworthy channel

Toiletworthy by Monkebuns December 15, 2022

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Toiletorrial

When somebody is very protective of the toilet they use and want to limit others use of it.

I’m very toiletorrial about who uses the men’s room at my office.

Toiletorrial by Poopy Mc poopyPants July 6, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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