After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Toadette is a female version of Toad from the Mario Universe she is most well known in the following Mario games: SMO, SMU and SMM2 Story Mode. Toadette is the head advisor of Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom and Toadette is known to sometimes help Mario and his brother Luigi save Princess Peach
"Mario! Mario! Princess Peach and Toadette are missing!" -Toad literally every time a new Mario game releases
(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?
stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.