"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."
by Grolls September 26, 2011
Toejam is the gunk between your toes mainly consisting of dust and dirt. It is called toejam as it resembles a type of substance like jam between your toes.
Jenny: I loveee eating toast with toejam spread on it. What about you?
Vicky: Yes but it can be quite sticky sometimes.
Anika: Disgusting!
Vicky: Yes but it can be quite sticky sometimes.
Anika: Disgusting!
by iloveshakespeareee August 1, 2020
the substance that accumulates between your toes after a long day of having sweaty feet. Mixture of toe sweat and sock fuzz.
there really is no example for toejam. If you have expirenced it before you know what i am talking about. And most people have.
by Brenda Joyce March 29, 2010
that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam
tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!
by red wine bitch January 4, 2003
Gemma had been on her feet all day wearing socks and sneakers, she took off her socks and in between her toes was toejam, she asked me to eat it, as i did i came in my pants.
by gemma's foot slave March 4, 2005