toe hair

Hair considered manly on a man but even manlier on a woman.

Tara was sick of being turned down by fellow lesbians so she stopped shaving her toe hair.

by dorothythefirst October 8, 2009

toe hair

The small hair on the big toe. Looks like a Donald Trump piece.

Wow Kara your toe hair is silky smooth it looks like Donald Trumps hair piece.

by TINKIE WINKIE October 14, 2007

nae nae toe hair

long gross toe hair that needs to be cut off

cheezwhizaddict:why do my toes look like that
whoreepuke: DUDE YOU HAVE NAE NAE TOE HAIR

by whoreepuke April 15, 2020

Braiding toe hair

When someone braids their toe hair, they are doing it in fear, anger, defeat, annoyance, sadness, or all of the listed adjectives. This is usually caused by a roast too effective to just make the person scream FROOT LOOPS!

Elaine:PPNUGGET!
Sarah:AHHH! *braids toe hair*
Bystander:Was she just braiding toe hair?

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023