When someone braids their toe hair, they are doing it in fear, anger, defeat, annoyance, sadness, or all of the listed adjectives. This is usually caused by a roast too effective to just make the person scream FROOT LOOPS!
Elaine:PPNUGGET!
Sarah:AHHH! *braids toe hair*
Bystander:Was she just braiding toe hair?
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