Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

by Villan rich May 15, 2020

Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 14, 2016

Toe Mistress

A girl that you're only comfortable sucking toes for.
(does not have anything to do with the word mistress)
A good word, sexy, cute, and kinky

I called my girlfriend a toe mistress because I love sucking her toes.
hey toe mistress I want to suck your toes again
FYI I don't have a wife just my girlfriend

by GOD WORDPLAY January 15, 2023

toe-toe

A nick name for Charlie, charly ect

Stop being a toe-toe

by Oioijackieboi April 15, 2018

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 23, 2022