The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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A game played by the higher-ups of the tunska cult. Requires an extreme intellect and desmonds approval. Includes a bat and a golden retriever.
Eric - wanna play tunska toe bro
Luke - Yeah sure, ill be the bat the beats the golden retriever
by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022
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A male version of a camel toe. When he hikes his pants up too high that it bunches his junk, creating a repulsive bulge. Ball. Dick. Ball
Pull yo pants down bro! You got some serious mammol toe going on
by dong in a thong January 31, 2016
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A woman that sucks on their toe then scissors it all over another woman.
Oh I love it when I find a mate that know how to butt toe
by Greggie85 July 23, 2021
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A girl that you're only comfortable sucking toes for.
(does not have anything to do with the word mistress)
A good word, sexy, cute, and kinky
I called my girlfriend a toe mistress because I love sucking her toes.
hey toe mistress I want to suck your toes again
FYI I don't have a wife just my girlfriend
by GOD WORDPLAY January 15, 2023
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A nick name for Charlie, charly ect
Stop being a toe-toe
by Oioijackieboi April 15, 2018
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