toddies

tiddies but on the down low

At the dinner table if you don’t want her parents to know- “hey babe, I’m gonna touch your toddies later”

by djwaffles917 April 21, 2019

toddy

A cocktail usually accompanied by a pre-party or sporting event.

"I could use an ice cold toddy right about now.

by Conrad Barnes December 13, 2005

Toddy

A golfer who calls upon supernatural levels of luck, see also bandit

Wow, good shot but the Toddy bounce helped you, AGAIN!

by Jdub71981 May 28, 2018

Toddy

Toddy
Tod-ee
-noun
A dual-sided, anti-microbial, micro-fiber smart cloth produced by the Toddy Gear company that is used to clean touch screen devices such as the iPhone, iPad, Android, PSP, Nintendo DS and other high resolution, high gloss screens.

Plural: Toddys

-verb
to Toddy
the act of cleaning an electronic device with a Toddy Smart Cloth.

The Toddy removes smudges and is a smart and stylish way to clean, polish and connect with your favorite tech gear.

I used my Toddy to clean my iPhone}.

I just Toddied my screen so you will be able to see it clearly.

by EMERGMED November 19, 2010

toddy

Toddy is the coolest girl ever. (The perfect balance of rad AND killer.)

Look at Toddy's turgid clit!

by OMG December 13, 2004

Toddy

To be extremely sorry. Usually accompanied by cupping your ear with one hand.

"OMG I just ran those kids off the road who were just trying to go to Numbers for the first time and who are extremely afraid of their Pentecostal parents! I Toddy!"

by Lance Barnes March 18, 2006

toddy smith

hunk

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny

by sierrallen June 17, 2017