Tobbacula

A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they "accidentally" left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not buying their own smokes.

F#@k off, Tobbacula... and no, I will NOT give you one of my smokes!

Tobbacula by AlienPet13 July 21, 2011

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Tobbacula

A Tobacco Vampire.

A smoker who never has his own cigarettes (or always claims they accidentally left them at home) and constantly bums off other people... or those people who claim they are trying to quit as an excuse for not having their own.

No Tobbacula, I will NOT bum you one of my smokes!

Tobbacula by CHabel3 July 22, 2011

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tabbacolocious

The disease you get from smoking meth, Tabasco, weed, and or crack.

Boy, I had a bad case of tabbacolocious after smoking all that shit!

tabbacolocious by JoeDonYa December 10, 2021

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The Nicotine, tobbacco, perianal abscess auditor: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 343: The Nicotine, tobbacco, perianal abscess auditor: The First Juvenile Release

The Nicotine, tobbacco, perianal abscess auditor: The First Juvenile Release by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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