perfect toastiness 

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

perfect toastiness by Kodeman October 22, 2006

Level of toastiness 

How well or bad you want your bread toasted while in a toaster

The level of toastiness had broke

Level of toastiness by Toaster536 December 12, 2018

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007

Toastless Hell 

Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.

A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.

Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"

Toastless Hell by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009

trustiness 

A word that New York Times made up because they couldn't spell truthiness. Stephen Colbert, upon discovering this (he created truthiness), made his next "Word" Cat, so that the Times could have an easier time getting the word right.

N/A, trustiness isn't a fucking word!!!!

trustiness by K3n7 September 8, 2008

Toasterness 

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.

Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.

Toasterness by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009

trustiness 

It's not even a word.

Steven Colbert, father of truthiness, on trustiness: "It's not even a word."

trustiness by xTrippleZero April 13, 2006