No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*
by TOASTER January 27, 2004
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1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic
I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.
by olivesmarch4th June 22, 2005
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A visibly, large and apparent, cleavage line. Caused by the compact nature of a female's breasts in a bra and or low cut shirt, etc.
"Look at her toaster."
by Johnny Buckley January 31, 2005
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1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner
"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"
by mr fox May 9, 2007
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The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.
He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"
by M. Michael Clean April 15, 2008
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a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking
holy shit, greer crashed the toaster; now everyone is dead!
by porters girl May 21, 2006
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