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toaster ass 

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.
Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D
toaster ass by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

Shitty ass toaster 

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase
"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

toaster asshole 

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use
Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli 

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.
Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair 

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea
Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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