Nada Tostada 

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!

Nada Tostada by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Hijo de la tostada 

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

Hijo de la tostada by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

toastalated 

To be burnt beyond a crisp;
or turned partially into ashes

Dude looks like you toastalated your toast

toastalated by Shane Noonan January 11, 2008

Tostada 

A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)

It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.

Tostada by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007

american tostada

The shitty new CD by Greed Day!

Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!

Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.

american tostada by WORST Green Day CD EVER ! ! ! September 28, 2004

Beafy Tostada 

Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".

Check out that Beafy Tostada!

Beafy Tostada by Ty Webb April 9, 2003

Yankee Tostada 

Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.

I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...

Yankee Tostada by Vice "Husky" Versa May 5, 2011