toad tongue  

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

toad tongue by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Toad-tonguing 

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously

Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"

Toad-tonguing by anonymous October 15, 2023