born to shit, forced to wipe
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Don’t forget to wipe!
A common send-off in the morning by one spouse to the other now that we continue to work long into old age and may need little reminders here and there.
Don’t forget to wipe! by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020
The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy
1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
Wipe to Confirm
The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.
Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
Wipe to Confirm by John Dale August 15, 2012
Wipe it to beige
The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.
Wipe it to beige by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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