To stand by 

Phrasal verb.

To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.

An example of ''to stand by'':

For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”

To stand by by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Don't Have a leg to stand on

Not Having any witness or evidence.

Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!

Don't Have a leg to stand on by JonSnowKnows June 1, 2020

stand by to stand by 

A military term used for to wait for an uncertain amount of time.

Well Captain didn't say when we will get liberty so stand by to stand by.

stand by to stand by by Reason85 June 29, 2014

Bitch to stand on 

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.

My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.

Bitch to stand on by Selena22 June 28, 2014

you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."

Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

you dont have a head to stand on by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011

stand to pee 

Stand to pee is a device that transexual men use to pee while standing. It allows them to feel less dysphoria while using the bathroom. Usually used before the person has surgery on the downstairs part of their body. Not that all trans men get the surgery.

Benny, who was born Brittany, left his stand to pee device at home and and to pee while sitting.

stand to pee by Hekate100 November 15, 2018

Stand to me 

When a person is asking someone to a challenge or physical battle.

Rick was as little coward I knew when I asked him to fight me he would not dare stand to me.

Stand to me by DLK97 March 28, 2020