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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

to shark 

verb. the process of trying to woo another, typically a female, into bed with seductive craic or patter.
Male 1: 'Have you been trying to shark my lass?'
Male 2: 'Definitely not mate. I wouldn't dream of sharking your lass.'

Female 1: 'That guy over there has been trying to shark me all night.'
Female 2: 'I know. He's such a creep.'
to shark by Ben H. Patrick December 4, 2012

sparks to the eyelashes 

Originally in Hebrew. Just like Bombs to the eyebrows. Meaning greate.
Q: How was the party yesterday?
A: Sparks to the eyelashes, dude!
sparks to the eyelashes by Elad August 29, 2005

How to make her sparkle 

How to make her sparkle ..

One small jar of mutual attraction

Handful of sincerity

Add a touch of humour

Dash of chivalry

Touch of tenderness

Mix gently until all ingredients combined

Best left overnight …

Bake gently .. until golden

Allow to cool

Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….

Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….

Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D
How to make her sparkle … in theory ;)

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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