go to sleep plant

A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.

My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!

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I need to sleep

So do I. It’s 3 am and I’m writing this. You must be too as your searching this up. Welp thanks for searching this and good night xD

It’s late and now your getting tired. You and I need to sleep

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Used when it’s late at night and you don't want to answer a question.

Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”

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Put you to sleep is when you fuck someone so hard they pass out.

I can't wait to put you to sleep tonight.

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When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

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When a person has no idea what's going on, you tell them to go back to sleep.

Mr. N: What would the dimensions be on this gear?
Student: Uhhhh.......78?
Mr. N: Go back to sleep. Don't try to wake up.

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