Too Legit to Sit

A play off the popular number Too Legit to Quit by the preeminent MC Hammer, this phrase is used with pride by classy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.

Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance

Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"

Too Legit to Sit by Leonard Klaus July 30, 2009

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Standing to sit 

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

Standing to sit by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

unable to sit properly

Basically just a bisexual.

Person 1: Bro I can't sit properly.
Person 2: Are you bi?
Person 1: Yeah how'd you know?
Person 2: All bisexuals are unable to sit properly

unable to sit properly by ani.png June 2, 2021

i want mine to sit like that 

where a female’s boobs are perky and toned

stacy : my boobs look good

emma: i want mine to sit like that

i want mine to sit like that by anonymous February 17, 2022

I WANT KYLIE TO SIT ON MY FACE! pls? 

PLS KYLIE SIT ON MY FACE

I WANT KYLIE TO SIT ON MY FACE! pls? Pls?

I WANT KYLIE TO SIT ON MY FACE! pls? by Fuckface1283901 December 2, 2019

Yall need to learn to sit 

When a group of people think they are good at something but then they are shown by the speaker that they actually are bad at such thing by him/her doing it better

Man yall ain't good yall need to learn to sit u trash

Yall need to learn to sit by Mr.gts December 8, 2019