im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance 

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance by Krkič November 8, 2020

It’s Fun To Scare Your Spouse

A phrase that always existed but was pushed in 2025 as a backlash to overbearing, manipulative, and abusive relationships. This phrase is either applied to people who want to scare their spouses by walking at night, not telling their spouse when they go to the hospital, or other things. It should not be applied to cheating or manipulation pranks. It’s fun things to do to keep your spouse on their toes. The phrase also applies to people who see the phrase and say no I don’t want to scare my spouse wtf is wrong with you. If they react that way it means they haven’t been hindered by misandry or the manosphere.

Person 1: It’s fun to scare your spouse!

Person 2: I agree! I snuck out at 2 am to ride the bus!

Person 1 and 2: Yay

Person 1: It’s fun to scare your spouse!

Person 3: No I don’t want to do that I love my spouse!

Person: You’re no fun but at least you’re not sexist.

It’s Fun To Scare Your Spouse by Never Pass Your Torch April 28, 2026

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

Scared to stretch the ruler by Truruuus January 28, 2022

scared to hit 

When you scared to fight smb

Person 1: YO THIS NIGGA SCARED TO HIT

scared to hit by Maquoia June 30, 2023

WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME! 

As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.

Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
Boyfriend: Beeeep beepbop beep beepaa skbep be bep bep bopo bap boop skebap beep bappity be beepaa beepbop boop bap skdabeep beep beepaa beep beepo boop bap bap be bap skdabeep skdoo beepo beepo skdoo bappity bapboop beepo boop skbep skbep boop bap skbep be bopo beepo skbep beeeep skdoo beepaa beepbop bap beep bapboop skdoo bappity bapboop beepaa boop bap bap be bap bappity boop bepo boop bap skdoo bappity beepaa boop bappity skebap boop skebap beepaa be bop boop beep skbep bep beep bap boop bap skbep boop boop brep skbep beepo skdoo bip boop baaaap be bopo beeeep beep bappity beepaa brep be bap boop skdabeep bap be brep brep boop!

WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME! by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal 

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006