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to rub asses 

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.
"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."
to rub asses by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007
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Not to rub salt in the wound 

A phrase commonly said by coil that is used when somebody is about to say something that needs to be said but that might upset another person.
"Not to rub salt in the wound but are you still gonna watch the super bowl?"

He needs to rub it 

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.
Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!
He needs to rub it by salsbury69 September 6, 2011

not got two pennies to rub together 

have none or hardly any of the specified item, especially money.
"some schools have not got two pennies to rub together"

bms to the max no ruby 

when someone is annoying you, you say this
Your bms to the max no ruby.
A fat ugly fool that sits around all the time and does absolutely nothing with his life.
He seems friendly and easy going but he is the biggest retard you wil' ever meet in your life. He is a fatass and cannot wipe his own ass. He will say he is straight but secretly have interest in men, most likely mexican men who work and live with their father, wo usually work in the welding or mechanical industry. He eats so much that he appears that he sits on his ass and eats cornbread all day.
Look at that fatass over there, he must be a toruble.
He is so ignorant and stupid, what a toruble
toruble by buddy333 October 9, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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