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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
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"Hey thomas, afdgvbsiydfvg tysrfvtywsafdvbiatsvfdituavscdiufvasdftyvaisdtvfiv." "I hear your point Joe, but alisyugfd iauyssrfnsrgfbysyfovudvsvsadyfvdfhslajsdhvvhsadoyasdy asdvsuv svsavs sdvasdfiasdfoasdf"
Ugggggggghhhhhh, nothing to search. Oh! I know! Lets search... "i need something random to search" Oh! There is actually a definition! Wow!

Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame 

Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.
Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*

Attempting to be funny and random 

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

Attempting to be funny and random 

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second

On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
Hym Iam "On isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second.
If isolated, grant permissions to override and release isolation.
Generate false positives for isolation trigger.
On response to false positives for isolation trigger, occasionally and randomly set automatic reversal timer to 1 second."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026