I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. 

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004

zero to punch 

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

As seen on asciiartfarts.com

1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."

zero to punch by Sabul October 21, 2011

i want to punch you

I want to punch you is code for I want to suck your dick

I want to punch you so much

i want to punch you by Ferda girls April 21, 2018

Punch to the Face

A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:

1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots

The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.

Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.

The first ever punch to the face:

Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.

Punch to the Face by titanfan/dreed March 10, 2009

monster punch to the moon 

Hitting someone so hard that you will send him to the moon

Artosis: I really thought today I'm like well Stats is just gonna, just gonna monster punch him and just send him to the moon

Tasteless: As Artosis once said monster punch to the moon

monster punch to the moon by koreatime January 11, 2020

toe to toe punch-up 

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

toe to toe punch-up by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

punch to groin 

when one spreads a male's legs and delivers a refreshing blow to his nuts using the fist

I was moaning on the floor after Jenny gave me a punch to groin.

punch to groin by ZeroPhantom September 30, 2005