Going To Monkey Town

The intent and execution of becoming belligerently drunk, passing out in an exposed stairwell, and waking to realize that your wallet is missing, you have blood covering your face, and you have pantyhose trailing out of your bag.

Also a popular PC room in Seoul, South Korea

A: Dude! Where did you go last night? We looked for you for like 2 hours and couldn't find you anywhere? Are you ok? WTF is that in your bag?

B: Uhhh, I said I was going to monkey town last night. Well, I did. I might need stitches. Stop shouting. Please.

Going To Monkey Town by sleepingjellyfish February 24, 2011

Im about to monkey 

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

Im about to monkey by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022

hip to the monkey 

To be in the know. To know the scoop behind the scenes. To know what's really going on.

She told me they were all filled up, but I was hip to the monkey on their little scam.

hip to the monkey by alex brinkman August 5, 2005

I want to be monkey

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY

I want to be monkey by Regirock November 4, 2020

monkey to the other side 

it means shut the hell up or get out of my way it

jeff : whats up
George: hey why dont you monkey to the other side
jeff: what?!!? fine

monkey to the other side by what it do? September 10, 2008

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock 

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.

(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005

beat the monkey to the road 

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

beat the monkey to the road by kastagire July 28, 2021