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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

<.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.>

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit
Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one 

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.
"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit 

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you
If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no