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I Don't Want to Clean 

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
I Don't Want to Clean by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011

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Time to Go Clean The Grill 

1.) Clean the Grill means basically it's time to leave
2.) Get the fuck out

I kicked someone out of my house cause they didn't clean a grill that was dirty for six months. I told them to "get the fuck out" cause of the grill.
Sarah: I cheated on you Mike...
Mike: You know what bitch, it's Time to Go clean the grill.
Sarah: What's that?
Mike: It means to get the fuck out of here.

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.
Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible
"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

another clean shirt ought to see you out 

(phrase) | to appear quite sickly, almost to the point of deathly ill-looking
“you look very ill, another clean shirt ought to see you out. you look as if you'll soon be dead”