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Itch to bitch 

When someone can't wait to argue about something.
"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."
Itch to bitch by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

Taken to Bitch School 

Seth got taken back to bitch school on the court yesterday.

bitch-to-brag

n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.

The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
bitch-to-brag by CLL May 20, 2008

bitch to nigga ratio 

The proportion of females to males at a party. If the ratio is not at least 3/2, you are not getting your dick wet.
Guy: Yo what was the bitch to nigga ratio at that party last night?
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!

Bitch to the power of cunt 

When someone, usually a girl, is so despicable as a human being, that they cannot just be considered as "bitch" or a "cunt;" they must be a bitch to the exponent of "cunt" to describe how incredibly awful said person is.
Boss: I cut your wages again, and I will also expect you to come in on Saturdays. You had done nothing wrong, I just needed to feel better about myself.

Employee: You are a total bitch to the power of cunt.