There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Stood to attention

Slang term for an erection

Stan was stood to attention as he was looking at the hot girls on the beach

Stood to attention by Andrew213 April 12, 2012

Pay Attention to Me Text 

A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."

The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.

Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?

Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!

Pay Attention to Me Text by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011

not paying attention to your girlfriend 

a boyfriend who doesn’t care about there girlfriend.and always on the game . or either they got hoes , and playing you :)

not paying attention to your girlfriend..

not paying attention to your girlfriend by yomother0201 June 19, 2023

Don't have any attention to pay 

When you don't care for anybody and that you've gotten increasing frustioning.

Why should I pay attention when I don't have any attention to pay?

Don't have any attention to pay by Shooting God February 22, 2019

Pay attention to my experience 

I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."

Pay attention to my experience by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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Pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

Pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025