A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by WillieD May 28, 2006

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008

explaining to a woman 

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

explaining to a woman by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by tazwegion July 30, 2008

Woman lied to a doctor 

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

Woman lied to a doctor by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man 

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man by lovely June 23, 2004