generally performed first thing in the morning before work starts and anyone is awake. sneak out to kitchen, turn lights on, start kettle boiling so as to make noise to act as the alibi proving you are in the kitchen, sneak very softly to the toilet an crank the shit outta yourself, sneak back out to kitchen then walk loudly back to toilet and piss loudly to give you a legitimate reason to be flushing toilet.
(alarm goes of) *beep beep beep*
(think to yourself) "hmmm....another piss fat. time for married sex"
(think to yourself) "hmmm....another piss fat. time for married sex"
by screaming axe wound February 7, 2010
sharing a cubicle, going to the bathroom together, smoking together, and going to lunch together.
"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."
"john and bob are always hanging out together. its like their office married."
by johnandbob October 22, 2009
The placement of buffalo wing sauce into the female reproductive organ, then performing vaginal sex and ejaculating into the sauce. Afterwards, stand over a tray of uncooked wings and drizzle the concoction onto the wings. Cook to perfection at 420 degrees for 20 mins and serve.
My girlfriends parents thought the wings tasted weird. Little did they know we used the buffalo marry technic.
by Magentis2007 November 20, 2017
A girl from a group that does rounds and puffs hawg for a living. Usualy known as "The paffer posse."
by FILTHY912 January 19, 2008
NOTE: Married and separated DOES NOT MEAN married but separated. It simply means you are married, but when you're away from spouse, you don't bother anybody.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 10, 2009
When one is so consumed with working the street, (i.e. slinging dope etc), that it is like they are married to the street.
E40, "I'm married to the ave."
by Yaaaaaaaaay Area October 2, 2008
Should you remain dating? Or get marrried?
Date or marry?
Date the poor fox and she'll keep coming back for your gifts. That's her incentive. Marry her, and she can divorce you to take half of everything you own!
When you date, she gains by staying. When you marry, she gains by leaving.
Date the poor fox and she'll keep coming back for your gifts. That's her incentive. Marry her, and she can divorce you to take half of everything you own!
When you date, she gains by staying. When you marry, she gains by leaving.
by Rev. Johnny cash April 28, 2009