Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<
by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021
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Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.
Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.
by USAGymrat November 23, 2021
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NOT help A LOT and harm SOME, Jordan. You didn't have to play the game.
Hym "WOW! A cost/benefit analysis? Really? 'Even if I did harm the 12 people, I've helped way more than that" is not 'Do NO harm'. That's literally just 'if you help enough you can do some harm if you want and it's not a big deal.' You know? And quit listening to Eric. It's not a fucking retweet. Alright? It's a direct quote from a syndicated author and gjost writer who has directly inspired a multitude of creative work. Why does Alice in Borderland end with a close up of a Joker card? Is it because the guy who wrote 'The Joker' also wrote about how underrated the anime was and inspired someone to adapt it to Netflix? I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. I would LOVE to be regaled with all of the work I've inspired. This is what I mean by this being about 'becoming God unto Pharoah'. You quote me directly, smirk and have a laugh with your colleagues and in the context of MY situation, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, Jordan. Just like you KNOW what the question 'Do you believe in God'means. This is just another instance of you being blindsided by your own inability to weasel your way out of things. Just DM me what what I want to know. You can do things you don't want to do. You don't need to be God unto Pharaoh. You have my name. Shit, everyone has my name. YOU have my DUNGEON MASTER'S NAME! Just... You know, take your own advice. I just don't get it. How are you AT ALL surprised by this?"
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.
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