Ge-off 

The act of jacking off when your name is Geoff or Jeff. Can also be used as an adjective for a male named Jeff or Geoff who is a jerk and asshole.

"You're being a Ge-off"
"That's Geoff, yes he's masterbating, actually he's Ge-offing"
"Man, I gotta go Ge-off"

Ge-off by heidibags October 1, 2007

Ge-off 

jacking off, especially when your name is Geoff.

Geoff ge-offs on Ben's face while he's sleeping.

Ge-off by Ishmael Jr. January 6, 2008

Ge-off aka Gefio 

Noun: a perfect gentlman superior to other man
Adjective: Fun; outgoing; loud; crazzy; sexxxy; funny;awsome friend;

Wow Bob, u've been such a Ge0off lately, i just love it!!! Did u go 2 Dr. Phill's show n change ur personality?

Ge-off aka Gefio by julia-goolia January 17, 2005

Geoff day 

When you start drinking at 5 A.M. and pass out drunk before your kid wakes up.

My husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a Geoff day and didn't wake up until the evening.

Geoff day by UMPiCK January 11, 2015

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.

Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!

Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Geoff'd it 

To be ahead/doing well in something, only to fuck it up at the last second and fail.

Origin: Geoff Ramsey of Achievement Hunter, who constantly causes himself to fail, no matter how hard he tries to succeed.

*While playing GTA V*
"I'm gonna win!"
*falls off the map, proceeds to be passed by everyone in race*
"Gah! I Geoff'd it!"

Geoff'd it by Caninse February 20, 2017