Ensign Gang-
Firmly known as the crips of Newport Beach California. Gang members go up to other house and and throw weed brownies in the windows. Gang members are three wild smokers that consist of UKMN JLDESTROY and SILLYNIGGA.666. If they woke up on the wrong song of the bed u will get hang banged. They make sure u r depressed and want to feel ur emotions and soul leave ur body. Do not mess with them or else NOT ONLY ENSIGN GANG WILL B AFTER U BUT OLQA BOYS WILL B TOO...
“Yo chrissssss did u see ensign gang wreck those foos today?...”
by Smoker kid ensign gang March 24, 2018
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Any Star Trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of 'serving as an officer.'

A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.

Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
You: Aw, shiz, I left my cat outside in the freezin rain.

Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*

You: Thanks, ensign.

Super Ensign: *squee*
by fritobaggins February 5, 2011
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