2 definitions by fritobaggins
An opportunity to stuff your face with snacks, deck yourself out in face paint while bellowing like a fratboy even though you're a thirteen-year-old girl, sounding more like a drunk trucker, and to listen to all the white rap songs about the packers.
Oh, and football. But who watches the Superbowl for football?
Oh, and football. But who watches the Superbowl for football?
by fritobaggins February 5, 2011
Any Star Trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of 'serving as an officer.'
A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.
Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.
Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
You: Aw, shiz, I left my cat outside in the freezin rain.
Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*
You: Thanks, ensign.
Super Ensign: *squee*
Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*
You: Thanks, ensign.
Super Ensign: *squee*
by fritobaggins February 5, 2011