To be or not to be

Asking the ontological question of whether one's existence has any meaning in this world.

Aka whether one should kill himself or not.

Me: "To be or not to be, that is the question."

Dude on internet: "Kys fag"

Me: "Thank you kind stranger for answering my question! I Shall now kill myself :)"

*dies*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 25, 2020

To be or not to be

"To be or not to be, that is the question." It is believed that Shakespeare was actually a Java programmer and this famous line was originally recorded as

boolean question = (_2b)||!(_2b);

But that's just a legend... ;-)

...And according to boolean logic, the question is true.

by no_one_2000 January 4, 2005