Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.
I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.
by K-Nastee October 7, 2011
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Keith is a great guy with a outstanding personality. He will do anything to protect the ones he loves and is very out going. He is loves to have lots of fun and party. If you find yourself a Keith don't let him go because he is a keeper. He will stand up for people and can keep secrets like nobody else. He is also a ladies man and can keep a long-term relationship, he will fight for what he loves or fight to keep the people he love.
I miss Keith so much.

Keith is my best-friend!
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Short form of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale. Brewed Only in Nova Scotia since 1820.
Going to the Liquor store to get a 2-4 of Keith's
by Deepg May 19, 2005
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strong canadian beer. brewed exclusively in Halifax, Nova Scotia since 1820 and is distributed through all of Canada.

"dude, fuck colt 45 moosepiss and all that noise, smoke that J and crack open a keith's!!"
by eazy-b November 9, 2005
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ke(i)-th\ is pronounced keeth. It is of Scottish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is: Celtic/Gaelic - "Warrior Descending"
Old Welsh - "from the forest" or wood. Keith is strong, intelligent and wise.
by jen k February 6, 2010
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is some one who is smart sexy strong fast a ladys man and overall good at everything he tries.
wow that guy is such a keith i wanna do him so bad.
by initial k September 6, 2008
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