the keith
Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.
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The Keith Lee Effect
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
The Keith Lee Effect by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
The Keith Lee Effect
The Keith Lee Effect is when a struggling restaurant soars in profits and popularity seemly overnight after a review of the restaurants food is posted on Tik Tok by food reviewer, Keith Lee.
Person 1: “Wow! Look how long that line is! I don’t remember that place ever being that popular before.”
Person 2: “That’s the Keith Lee Effect. He posted a review of the place a few days ago on Tik Tok and it’s been super busy ever since.”
Person 2: “That’s the Keith Lee Effect. He posted a review of the place a few days ago on Tik Tok and it’s been super busy ever since.”
The Keith Lee Effect by spaced out snail March 11, 2023
The Keith Effect
A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:
Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!
Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!
Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!
Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!
Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
The Keith Effect by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011
The Keith (Lee) Effect
The Keith (Lee) Effect is the sudden financial improvement of small food chains. This effect has been named after a Tik-Tok legend named Keith Lee, who has taken over 2022 and 2023 and helps/promotes small businesses by rating their food on his page.
The Keith (Lee) Effect by ScientistFromFinland March 11, 2023
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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