Chris

The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off. Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Also quite beautiful.

OMG I meet a Chris last night!!
You lucky bitch who is he?

by SpLitZ for you January 3, 2009

Chris

A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other

Wanna touch Chris?
Sure.

by Dr. STFU August 25, 2008

Chris

An ugly kid who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting people’s conversations

Literally nobody:
Chris: Actually

by offietingz May 21, 2019

Chris

The most loyal Such n such

Chris is the best at being loyal !

by Yolo ghe 200 August 2, 2018

Chris

That one smart-ass friend you know that always has a comment for every situation.

"Tevn"
"How about fuck you"
"You don't say"
Anything that Chris has ever said to you

by Arthur Lemming October 15, 2012

Chris

The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!

by The Chris Man 75657 August 28, 2008

chris

The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!

by hermionie June 14, 2005