tivvy 

town of the damned, the dome, groundhog day.

full of druggies of all types, alcoholics, pensioners and the unemployed

highest rate of incest in the UK, second highest in europe

most amount of cats per person

bin laden lives here

unemployed layabout: "i fukin hate tivvy its fukin gash"

hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

hardened alcoholic: "dunno mate, where else can you spend all your life sponging off the government and spending your dole money on copious anmounts of drugs

unemployed layabout: you're repeating yourself, for fucks sake shut up

hardened acloholic: have you got 50p?

unemployed layabout: nah, sorry mate i just spent all my money on amphet, im gonna go down the job centre an get a crisis loan so i can buy an ounce of green to sell

hardened alcoholic: right mate give me a bell when u get some, i could do with a bit of puff

tivvy by theskybeblue March 22, 2009

Tivver 

Noun: trauma-induced recession of the already-flaccid penile truck into the body cavity, creating a vagina-like cylindrical cavern; occurs shortly after seeing disgusting specimen of human species, esp. the opposite gender. Derived from Trauma-Induced Vagina (TIV).

After seeing Francisco in a dress I had the world's worst tivver.

Tivver by Mark Wrighton, Ph. D. December 7, 2006

tinvintory 

The action of checking your tin of dip to see how much dip you have left

Tyler had passed around his tin, and decided to take a quick tinvintory to see if he needed to buy a new one.

tinvintory by John 55 March 6, 2009

Tivi 

Green eyed beauty who can end up meaning the world to anyone who gives the chance to get to know him. He is really funny and can make anyone laugh no matter how bad your day has been. Also, he is the literal definition of happiness, kindness, beauty, and inner strength. Anyone would be lucky to have Tivi in their lives. He deserves all the good things in this universe and beyond. He makes you feel so good about yourself, and can always put a smile on your face. Not only is his soul pure, but he carries a look upon him that is just heavenly, his smile can make anyone else smile back at him, and his eyes are so clear that they are the doorway to his heart-where love resides.

I was having the worst day yesterday but felt so much better after spending time with Tivi.

Tivi by KnockOut798 January 20, 2013

tivoid 

The process of shutting out the rest of the world to avoid discovering the results of a tv show or ball game you have Tivo'd.

Dude, I recorded the Packer game on Sunday and tried to tivoid myself but my brother called later that day and ruined it for me.

tivoid by Jim Bambrough August 30, 2005

tievin

A cool trendy boy that can dress and proves humans can breath underwater when he eat pussy

Boy 1: damn your trendy asf

Boy 2: I know I’m such a Tievin 😎

tievin by DatHipGirl December 10, 2018

piss-tivity

term used to describe the state of being incensed; intense anger.

If you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in!

piss-tivity by DarqMage May 12, 2008