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titting about 

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".
"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."
titting about by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

titting around 

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.
titting around by Whapcapn January 23, 2006
(verb) The act of staring blankly into a woman's chest
(Guy 1) dude are you okay?

(guy 2) go away bro i'm Titting
Titting by Dato333 June 5, 2009

Titting-off 

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.
"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."
Titting-off by Surly Dave February 6, 2021
to brush ones tits into someone in an attempt at seducation and or manipulation
That slapper was titting my husband all day at work, and then had the nerve to ask me to go to the gym with her after!
titting by Bernie Brien September 12, 2005

oh my titting lord 

Something you say when you're utterly surprised or when something unexpected come up. It is the best phrase when you can't believe something just happened or when there are no other words to describe something.
Oh my titting lord, why did you sleep with that chick last night?
oh my titting lord by Tits2622 December 17, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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